Hello there doctor hamburger and nurse fire engine.
Ok so I figured I’d cover a few things in this bloggy blog bloglington of mine, I tend to bang on about various things “SQUIRREL!!!!” so I’m gunna summarise the main objectives of the blog so I actually know where I’m going with it and also the more sane of you can just scroll to whatever you wanna read…
In todays blog I intend to use my finger power to type about the following…
- The zombie film…Grr Argggh
- Our secret plan (which I think may have started to worry click now)
- How much more evil than squirrels chantelle is *^-^*
- Links to random funny sites that have fueled my crazy brain spillages!
- andddd maybe I’ll throw in a video of a wiggling whale haha
Plus my usual banter and random mind bleeds are gunna be dotted about with an array of lolcats pictures… 
Ok so first things first…BRAINS…I mean urm the zombie film
"Send more paramedics"
We need peoples to cover themselves in blood (fake blood, animal blood, people blood, whatever floats your boat) and attempt to eat the brains of other students on campus!! You don’t necessarily have to be a zombie, you can be a survivor, a camera person, an extra running away from your once human now walking sack of meat friends, you can be someone holding up a cardboard tree…or if you want you can join me in my role, which I think will be the person who survives the whole film purely because she’s drank her weight in tequila and comes out with something randomly funny just often enough that her character is still useful to the storyline.
That’s about all I have to say on the subject of zombies other than you all have spicy brains and I sniff you when I’m walking behind you *^-^*
And now for the secret plan…mwahahahaha
….well…that’s actually not the plan but it’s still pretty funny…cos they’re cats and they’re trying to kill su…oh nevermind!!!
Anyway! I can’t give too much away or chantelle will do her hulk routine on me again so alls I’m gunna say is…
A YTRAP of massive proportions is coming to a university near you VERY soon and we want YOU *points* to get involved!! We’re not gunna make you sacrifice a small animal or anything we just need crazy crazies like yourselves to help us freak out random passers by so much that they go INSANE and thus listen to our show *^-^*
Which brings me onto the topic of chantelles blog…firstly let me be the first to say I didn’t kill any squirrels nor am I actually myself a squirrel…I’ve performed ONE spell in my life to make a girls trousers fall down and it didn’t even work so I am in effect NOT a witch!!!!…Also I don’t know how I clicked bold but I’m liking this font! …Anyhoo all I have to say is…
This picture pretty much sums up the message I'd like to send to chantelle about her blog...know your place in the blogging food chain chantelle or you will pay with your cookies! *^-^*
Moooooooving on…Eddy isn’t online at this moment in time so I can’t post the video of wiggly whale so I’ll do that later after I’ve edited it somewhat…
For now though I thought I’d put some links up to a few things that I think you might all like…but first a word from my sponsors…
God I've got a raging CLUE now, don't you chantelle *whistles*
So…Link-ageeeee
If you want to REALLY see evil squirrels…
www.illwillpress.com is the ULTIMATE site for squirrelly wrath!
If a sexy dude with spikey hair and a beard throwing himself down stairs and doing other various stunts is your cup o’ tea then you might wanna go to www.accidentboy7.webs.com ….I’m totally in some of the videos too. (And don’t tell adam but I’ve totally got a crush on accident boy!! I’ve had to put this in brackets so he can’t read it, he can’t see what I’m saying if its in brackets)
If you like your toast to have fire engine factories on them I’d suggest you see a therapist…
Some other cool sites include….
www.matazone.co.uk The home of mittens and snowdrop…sooo awesome!
www.lolcats.com You’ve already seen the power of the lol cat!
www.weebls-stuff.com Home of the famous badger song and magical trevor
www.oddtodd.com If you haven’t seen odd todd you haven’t lived!!!
Annnnd if none of that takes your fancy and you’re not listening to click like you SHOULD be!!! Grr *shakes fist* then I’d suggest checking out the uni website www.tees.ac.uk where you’ll find links to all sorts of things including;
- Student services and finance stuffs
- The library
- Blackboard
- The latest new about whats going on around campus
- And of course CLICK RADIO!! LISTEN TO US OR THERE WILL BE BLOODSHED!
Anyhoo I think I’ll end this blog with another lolcat but its hard to choose they’re all soooo awesome!
Hows about…me and chantelle when the click team come in to check we’re not getting up to no good…
Anyone who's actually SEEN us on the morning show will appreciate the accuracy of the facial expression haha!
Here endeth the lesson….
Any questions? *^-^*
