Boo!! Did I scare you??  Anyways hello clickers, my name be Chantelle – you can call me Chantie …  nobody else does. This be my first blog so I should probably get started instead of looking at the screen then running around in circles like a crazed chicken due to sheer panic.

 Anyhoo I hope peoples are good … I hope peoples have had a great weekend … I have had an unusual one (and now kids gather around as I give story time *clappy hands*).  Once upon a time, in a land called Newcastle there was an evil witch called Pamela (with no connection to the lovely Pamela I do the lovely Pamela show with, OUCHHH she just air slapped me, *whisper* “It’s her, she is going to end the world” …

Basically I went to Newcastle at th weekend to meet the boyfriends parents, in which they tried to get me drunk … EPIC FAIL .. I’m a heavyweight … as Dan found out last Wednesday at the karaoke … tut tut tut.

OMG squirrels are following me … look …

SQUIRREL

 That is on a paving slab near the Woodland Halls … and that is also an evil NINJA squirrel … I can prove that it is an evil NINJA squirrel coz’ look look what it did … ps this evil NINJA squirrel is called Pamela … but look what she did … I mean it …

PAMELA

I KNOW … I CAN HEAR YOU GASP … That was once a small child … called Pamela …

GASP

 hehe shhh I think I’m going to do something naughty … shh … Right, I’m at my boyfriends halls  and he is sleeping. Shall I wake him?? I don’t care what you say – I’m just asking for dramatic effect – and I do actually need to write something down in this blog but because I am such a boring person I cannot think of anything … brb …

Yay I did it!!!!!! and it took less than 5 mins … woop!! I got skill … *PUT A DONK ON IT* CHAV IT UPPP!!!!! Right hmm I dunno what to say … so we have a show me and lovely Pamela at 12 … quote of the day is = “When I die I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did in his sleep – not screaming like the passengers in his car!”

LOVE YOU PEOPLES XX